(...Maybe because I just don't seem to get out much any more?)
We watch The Office with a couple of friends of ours on whichever Thursday nights work for everybody. It's always a lot of fun, because these two are hilarious. It was suggested a while ago that we have an "Ugly Face Contest" and I said I'd post on the blog and everyone could vote. That has been slightly amended, because audience participation is so much more fun, don't you think? More on that soon. Today's post involves the same wonderful couple. Let's call them "Dwight and Angela". Heh heh. Anyway, "Dwight & Angela" live next door to a 50-something-year-old guy and his elderly English mum. Picture your typical lovely, neatly dressed, snow-white-haired English lady. The son has a massive video collection and has told them to come over any time and borrow whatever they like. They took him up on this, because hello, free movies! One day they went over to borrow a flick and he wasn't in, so the mother brought them to his room so that they could choose something. They get in there, and they're going through the movies, and of course the mother stays with them as they're looking, and she's suggesting various titles as they browse. Just as she's picking one up, "Dwight" gets a glimpse of what it is but it's too late to stop her. It's a porno. Called "Ass Attack", no less. The mother says (please to read using your best "proper" English accent, and with a slightly tremulous voice): "Oh nooo! What's this? 'Aaahhsss Attaaaahck'?! Oh it's a pooornoooo! Nobody should be watching pooornooos!" (Arrr, it's hard to transcribe English accents!) Anyway, you can imagine the discomfort...needless to say they grabbed something fast and got out of there.
For even more fun, here's "Dwight" doing his best English lady impression:
Fun Pengin update: I tried to feed my little guy some food he doesn't like today. He closed his mouth very tight and shook his head "No." I was shocked - he copies us shaking our heads (we do it for fun - I've tried teaching him up and down, but he hasn't got that yet), but I had no idea he'd attached any meaning to it! Holy crap!
6 comments:
haha "What's this now? ... A porno? .. We'll be having none of this!"
heehee "a pooooorrrrnnnoooo?!!!" shocking :P
And yay for the Pengin :)
She just hasn't seen the right pooooornoooo. I love the pictures. I just had to dodge a look from my coworker as I giggled out loud.
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